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Post by PERSONAL STALKER * on Apr 25, 2013 19:22:05 GMT
Live Tonight is possibly the most stupid name I've ever heard in my life. Live Tonight? Well, living is breathing, and I'm already alive, you retards. Of course, that is exactly what this band seems to be. Scratch that, that is what they are. A bunch of retards.
They're like ... what's that phrase? Oh yes. The energizer bunny on crack. And Red Bull. And Rockstar. And 10 pixie sticks. They never seem to be actually calm, down to earth people, do they? They're always so inviting, so, give me a cuddle, I love you. So sickeningly sweet to their fans. You want to know what I think? Of course you do.
It's all an act. Maybe they were the sort of person that their mummy never hugged them as a child, I don't know or care. But they want to be loved. Insert audience cheesy awwww! here.
And then barf.
These guys annoy me so much. They're so nice. They don't seem genuine, and to be honest, genuine people create genuine drama. The most drama they create is setting off fireworks at a concert without permission -- oooh, badass! They're like children that haven't yet learned not to run with scissors, so they're not allowed scissors at all.
Oh, and their sound? How poppy can you get? And that lead singer's voice is so nasally it makes me want to go into the bathroom and surrender my body to IT.
I can't wait for them to come down to earth and be the raging dickheads that I know are straining to be released. A thank you in advance to anyone who manages to do this.
'Till next time, you gossip hungry sluts.
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