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Post by PERSONAL STALKER * on Apr 25, 2013 20:31:05 GMT
(Let's take a second to appreciate I haven't done a piss take of their name, okay. Yeah, that's how I feel about them.) This band. This. Band. Leftover Logic is my absolute favourite band in this whole tour, and would you like to know why? Drama. Drama, drama, drama. Drama all fucking day. They should rename themselves "Drama" and have it done with. This band just completes me, and completes this tour. Parties every night, hangovers every morning, leaving a trail of vomit, orgasms and STDs lying around. Ah, heaven. And the fights! Have you heard the fucking fights they have with one another? Of course you have. Once they did it in an interview. Psycho. Crazy. Perfect! Perfect band for me. Keep it up, kids I don't even need to spread rumours - of course, what I say is the complete, honest truth, but anyway - for this band. All I have to do is wake up in the morning, press on, and BOOM. Secrets, fights about them flying fucking everywhere. It makes my job of spoiling everyone's tour sooo much easier, so thank you, LL! So who wants to have a bet with me for how long they'll last before their current screamer is kicked out? I give it less than a month. Three weeks? A bit too long? Whatever, I will happily hold bets for how long it takes for them to kick the 18 year old out, and also how long it takes for this band to split up. Seriously, as much as I adore them and their havoc wreaking asses, all good things must come to an end, and one might say that anyone making my job easier will surely end soon. Good over evil, and all that bullshit. The day they break up is going to be the day that I feed my $500 Jimmy Choos to my dog. Such a waste of such pretty things. 'Till next time, you gossip hungry sluts.
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