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Post by PERSONAL STALKER * on Apr 26, 2013 23:50:48 GMT
Okay, let's start off by saying that Neon Lover is literally the most laughable name on this tour - on this earth - in this fucking universe. Neon lover sounds like the sort of thing I'd say when I'd look at my yellow crayola and be all, "Mommy, I loooove Neon Yellow! In fact, I love all the neons!" It's like you actually just picked up neon crayolas and thought, "Yeah, I'd tap that."
Neon Lover. Do you realise how stupid you sound?
MOVING ON. This band's story is they were all brought together and became totes bffs!!!!!! from the young age of ten, and then a decade later they formed a band, being able to stay in touch and work together but also have fun. Every child's dream. How revoltingly adorable. Allow me to barf right over your bullshit story.
Seriously. How can you spend ten years with your best friends and then want to work with them? I can't spend ten minutes in the same room as my best friend before I want to punch myself in the face. I don't even get it. Whatever.
Shoving aside the crap name and the bullshit story that's obviously made up by the media so that they can all get a good old "awww!" and a few more sales, they annoy me. They annoy me so. Much. I shouldn't even have to ask if they're five because in this case, definitely judge a book by it's cover. Childish, immature, and downright fucking pissy, I cannot wait to take these fuckers down. Their music is made of old, played out beats, and they really shouldn't be where they are today. Of course, with the rise of the stupid moronic fangirls, they are much bigger than they actually should be.
Neon Lover, I'll be keeping an eye on you.
Especially you, Aaron Fox "Just-Call-Me-Foxy" Rhodes. That's not even cute, by the way.
'Till next time, you amazingly awful motherfuckers.
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